'Bad Customer' Service

So, I call the cab all excited to go shopping. 
Me: Hey! I need a ride at 3.30 pm. :D (these people ♥ me, I tell myself) 
Chucks: I have to pick some one up at that time.

[And hangs up the call]...[HANGS UP ON ME :( :( :( ]

Me: .........WHAT........REALLY............. F...........Mean....Stupid....blah blah blah...
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So I call him back..
Me: How about picking me up at 4 then? :) (with that extra sweet voice)
Chucks: Yup. See you.

{This is called a BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE...I tell myself.}

After getting into the cab:

Me: I never saw you?? you drive?? (^_^)
Chuks: Ya..sometimes. I'm a backup driver...

Me: Are those real homes??
Chuks: Nope. Camping....
Me: I thought so...

Me: It's pleasant outside..
Chucks: Yes. It's going to rain, soon.
Me: Why?
Chucks: See the clouds there...
Me: Yeah. i know.

Me: What is this vehicle called?
Chucks: Vehicle??????
Me: Yes..this vehicle...van???...
chuckd: it's just a van..
Me: hmm.....no....it's different..
Chucks: oh! It is called a big van.
Me: See. I knew. It was different.

Chucks: 15 people can board this van.
Me: When?
Chucks: When they are having a group outing, you know.
Me: Like?
Chucks: Like for bachelor parties, weddings, etc..
Me thinks: (Funerals too?? ) Well, I thought so.

Me: I have a Q.
Chucks: I have an answer.
Me: Ofcourse. You should.

Me: How many mobiles do chucks have??
Chucks: One.
Me: How come different people come to pick me up..but its the same no. I call?
Chucks: We share..blah blah blah..
Me: I thought so.

Me: So will you come pick me up when I am done shopping?
Chucks: Well depends..on who ever is available.
Me: Yeah. I know.

Chucks: Bye now. :)

Me: Bye :D

{Now that's called s BAD CUSTOMER}

And I say to myself, 'TIT FOR TAT'.

#I gotta entertain my self ......in all (stupid) ways possible.
#I just Exaggerated??...well..if you know me enough..you would know.. ^_^