Bashing Dear God

Dear god ...I never knew that, bashing you could be so calming to self....now don't try to fire back ... I am after all ....just a human.

God wanted to prove he is capable of making mistakes and then he created me.

The beginning of my life story was the end of a god's bad day.

My life is the product of god's hangover.

One morning, god woke up from a nightmare and he wrote it down on a piece of paper in the book titled weird lives which  had my name on it.

God must have forgotten his antidepressant pills on the day he wrote my life story.

Dear god...do you ever have any positive plans with my life?? Seriously, I write better happy ending stories then you do???

God wrote my life story on April fools day. Yes, it is not really a story. 

God was once on a diet of nuts and only nuts for a week and then I happened. #you need to understand, **** happens.


It's not that I hate god....I do love him, but I just wish he gave me more reasons to love him. Click here-->If you want to know why!

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To be updated again sometime soon. 

PS: I actually love god!! He never complains no matter what I say/think of him!