Job-less

Here are some Job-less conversations ;~)

Dad: Don't be disappointed that you are not getting a positive response in your job applications.
Me: Yup. I know. I shall not feel sorry for not being able to find that one employer, lucky enough to hire me...
Dad: :-O
Me: :~D
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Sru: Shut Up. You are probably not applying properly.
Me: Yes! I am.
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Me: (With a seriously bruised ego) Here look! This is how I apply  through LinkedIn.
Sru: These sentences are too long and blah blah .....
Me: :~/ Nope they are fine. {silently making quick corrections ;)}
Sru: And why do you have a picture here?
Me: It makes it easier ...you know.... for them to hire ...knowing my skin color before hand :~D
Sru: (gives a how can she be so crazy look)  :~/
Me: Shall I upload a new picture?
Sru: something professional. :~|
Me: How about this?
Sru: No
Me: This?
Sru: No
...........and a couple of  100 of this's and No's continues........

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Sru: Have you applied to each of the State board?
Me: NO.
Sru: Why?
Me: It takes a lot of time.
Sru: SU and apply....Start with Alaska.
Me: [:~( :~) ] Okay.
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Sru: Mom! Kavya will send you something....check it.
Mom: Is it her RESUME?
Me: Is it a joke? Is that all I  have ? A resume...

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I now have a new ambition.....Which is to either get a 'we are pleased to hire you' call or a 1000 'we are sorry ...we cannot hire you' emails.......Either one of them is going to be true by the end of October :~D

Finding fun ways to go through the not so funny phase of life.

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