Showing posts with label narcissistic me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label narcissistic me. Show all posts

Thursday, 26 December 2013

Cleaning the Fridge

 I decided to clean our fridge today!

Though I do not enjoy housecleaning activities, I thought it might be interesting to clean our fridge as I never did that before. Following are a few photos that pretty much explain how I cleaned the fridge today!

Before picture of Fridge - 1


Before picture of Fridge - 2
As clean as it can get!
I found a cool place to hang out. 

Broken bottle of fruit juice.
Broken bottle and juice spill - picture perfect!

There is beauty in broken things, isn't it? :)

Since I don't get to take a picture with a broken bottle all the time!
It's okay to be obsessed with taking pictures but be aware of the environmental hazards. -Lesson Learnt
The kitchen floor now smells of fruit!

After picture of Fridge - 1
After picture of Fridge - 2

Cleaning the fridge isn't an easy task to do. It does get boring if there are no broken bottles or spills to clean. Though cleaning and organizing might take a couple of hours, the neatly organized and clean look of the fridge is so nice to look at!

Happy cleaning! :D

Love,
Archana

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Everyday Conversations Part: 1+ something

Sru and I go to K-mart to buy vegetable oil. 

After an hour or so, we reach our car with  vegetable oil and a cart of other(not really on our ' things we need list').

Me: I can't believe we spent $xyz for vegetable oil.
Sru: Yes. We did and I am broke.

Me: :( Shall we return some of the stuff since we are broke.
Sru: (gives me 'the look' as usual)

10 seconds of silence later....

Me: I am serious.
Sru: Yes! That's a good idea. And I shall return 'you' too, to K-mart.
Me: Oh! No. That would make you a billionaire.
Sru: What??
Me: If you return me to K-mart that's the amount they would pay you back. Since I am a few billions $ worth. (with that proud and confident and I am always right look )
Sru: HUH. I am just scared my bank account would go into negative balance if I return you to them.

Me: (shut's the mouth and tries to be silent for a while so as to change the topic.)
Sru: hehahaha.
Me: (gives the I am not listening  hence I don't care look.)


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Tall Dwarfs vs. Short Giants

Me: Sru, do you think we are short people?
Sru: hmmm...we are short. But there are people shorter than us.
Me: Just answer in one word... Yes or No.
Sru: YES.
Me: Well, I think we are just really tall dwarfs, living in a world mostly occupied by really short giants. :~)

Sru: :-|
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Not a Dumbo 

Me: Can I ask you something? (in a tone that equals puppy eyes)
Sru: (nods a yes...which South East Asians only can understand)

Me: You think I am quiet a dumbo sometimes, right?
Sru: (nods a yes...this time quite vigorously)

Me: hmmm...I was thinking all night yesterday and it occurred to me that...Most smart people in this world are dumb. People like Einstein and all great scientists...they are absent minded and sort of dumb some times. So, it just means, I am very smart and that's the reason you find me dumb sometimes.

Sru: (shakes her head in disbelief) 
Me: :) Do you think I am right?
Sru: (nods a no...again this is something which South East Asians only can understand)

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Tuesday, 4 September 2012

25 Random things about me!

ONCE UPON A TIME POST
 (YEASH! The narcissist in me is APPY!!)


25. I am an insomniac. 
24. I love Pierre Cardin pens,books(fiction),sweet candy and Horlicks (to eat).
23.I hate anybody who teaches Chemistry though the subject is scary & lovable.
22. The sight of 22 number. makes me happy!
21. I like e-mails & letters rather than scraps,sms or anything else.
20. I have a real poor memory...which I consider to be a boon.
19.I love kali. 
18. I was really very rude with Kali when I was young.
17. I am lazy.
16. I love my derams...those that I get in my sleep. And they are many.
15. I once got drowned in 5 feet deep water when I went out with my school for some excursion.
14. I feel guilty when I don't do things I want to.
13. I don't feel guilty when I do things I want to but which I am not supposed to.

12. I have an OCD. When I get over it ..I will start a support group for it maybe :~P
11. I love biotechnology.
10.Sometimes I give real awesome advices to people around me. 
9. I hate to follow rules or adivces or suggestions. And I don't.
8.I am a self learner.
7. I am bad at maintaing (ANY) relationships. 
6.I am a very Possessive girl.
5. I will adopt a girl child in future.
4. I wish to be a painter,writer,librarian,teacher(for a month max.),banker,...and many more.
3.I  plan to take fluffy to Niagara falls one day for sure.

2..Fluffy is my lucky-lifeless-lovable-cutey-pie that kinda inspires me to believe in my dreams.
1. I am like Maggie in Runaway bride...haven't yet ran away......

P.S. ONCE UPON A TIME POST.