bucket list-winking at a stranger

Me: I need to wink at a stranger.
Sru: What???
Me: It's been in my bucket list for too long.
Sru: No. You won't.
Me: Why not?
Sru: It is not appropriate.
Me: Well. Just once? :(
Sru: NO.
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Me: Hey! I am not going to wink at any stranger.......
Sru: Good!
Me: I mean...I am not going to wink at ANY stranger...but a good looking cop!
Sru: NO.
Me: YES.
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PS: I am not going to remind Sru of the speed limits if she is speeding anymore.And I think State troopers are super..Cool ;)